so it's been a few weeks and i know y'all have missed it so awkward teen tuesday is making a triumphal return. yay!
canada...didn't they invent waffles?
nope. definitely not. i have no idea who did (i'm guessing belgium) but it wasn't canada. i'm pretty sure waffles existed before canada did. they may have had a hand in maple syrup though...
falcon chin!
yes, this is a reference to captain falcon. if you don't know who that is i am sad for you...
they should invent chin pads for this
should they? should they really?
is it raining inside or outside?
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you smoked my ribs!
i don't think you should be smoking anything, much less the ribs of your friend. i'm 87% certain that this puts you on the potential serial killer watch list
he hurteded my foreface
what, exactly, is your foreface? do you mean forehead, maybe? no? alright, whatever
when the ninja turtles first started they were hideous, but now they're HOT!!!
the ninja turtles are hot? the ninja turtles? hot? THEY'RE CARTOON TURTLES!!!!!!!! what is wrong with you?!!
i'm the one with the butt smear
oh, honey, you should probably keep that to yourself. like, forever.
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