Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Dear Mr...

dear mr. man,
do you realize we have made it through 3 consecutive conversations without fighting? i think might be a record. like a record record record. i like us like this.
love,
the girl who won't feed your ego

dear mr. ambiguous,
i'm kind of mad that you left for the summer without saying goodbye. who does that? as if your ambiguity wasn't frustrating enough, now you're going to be ambiguous long distance. don't be surprised if this doesn't work out.
sincerely,
the girl who won't wait forever

dear mr. hermit,
when will your hermit days be over? i miss you and i miss us and i want to be friends again. can we make that happen sooner than later? maybe? that'd be great, thanks.
in anticipation,
the girl who is loosing her patience

dear mr. ego,
i'm trying really hard not to be weirded out by your engagement. it's not working. someday soon i will wish you well, but at the moment i'm going to ignore you. trust me, it's better this way.
uncomfortably,
the girl who finds this all very strange



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