Wednesday, May 9, 2012

dear boys i'll never actually meet

dear paul walker,
if your smile were any more perfect it would be holy. seriously, i could stare at you all day if you promise to smile for at least half of it. also, i had a dream that we were married. could we make that happen?
adoringly,

the coolest girl you've never met

dear cory monteith,
why are you dating lea michelle? she's too short for you and she seems like a lot of work. if you ever get tired of it and need a tall, low maintenance woman, i'm your girl.
with anticipation,
the low maintenance giantess

dear benedict cumberbatch
i really like to say your name. a lot. i'm so glad your parents didn't name you "john" or something.
sincerely,
someone with a less exciting moniker




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