Wednesday, December 22, 2010

will someone please explain to me?

why doesn't tarzan have a beard? how many apes do you know that own a razor?
why are grape nuts called grape nuts when they are neither grapes nor nuts?
why do we park in the driveway and drive on a parkway?
why did utah get all the snow, leaving me with a green/brown Christmas?!

1 comment:

Chess said...

I can answer the grape nuts one... but it's lame and you probably already knew it, but it's cos they look like the seeds in grapes. Haha, cos nuts are seeds, you know. :-)