“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

yankee doodle day at work. yes, i get paid to make a fool of myself and dress like an idiot. don't be jealous.

i thought i had this one in the bag. i mean, what's more patriotic than the statue of liberty (never mind that it was a gift from france, that's irrelevant)? the AMERICAN FLAG that's what.

my plans for domination have been thwarted once again...